So jealous of your strawberries! We only have one lone blossom, but I know that it takes a couple of years for it to really fruit.

And money totally blows sometimes, doesn't it? At least now you have something to hold over Mr Jenner's head. "At least *I* didn't break the house!!!" (Though since you pretty much seem like the perfect wife and mother, I can't imagine a situation when you'd need to use it.)