I think it went more like this:

(I watch Gennie posting about crosswords)
Me: I can't believe you wrote that!
Gennie: Yeah, well, I did. What are you going to be about it?
Me: I'm going to... fuck you.
Gennie: Oh really? Maybe I will post that.
Me: I hope I get a good review.
Gennie: (laughing) Oh yes, you will, you will.