All I need now is a topic to speak about! I should get some mileage in on the street corner opposite the guy at 5th and pine that thinks the SPD and and the Frye apartments are satan.

I think the giant get-rich hypocracy that I would end up being a tabloid scandal for is to be a big time motivational speaker dispensing dating advice. When they finally confront me during my bid in the presidential election in 2008 I'll admit to making it all up.