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I will even throw in some twine and tie it to your car.
Senor Onion has been showing off how Two he can be today.
I am not amused and I am thisclose to selling him.
For cheap.
He really is a good kid most of the time but this morning he has woken up with the urge to make every single task an absolute trial or terror. The laws of physics piss him off. The fact that I won't let him watch something on TV pisses him off. That we lack kiwi pisses him off. That the screws on his work-bench don't come apart in two pieces? The screws are the worst thing EVER and must be thrown across the room. That I can't seem to read a story if he covers up the page or turns the page too quickly? Well I am a jerk and the only answer is to throw the book across the room. That something falls on the ground and has to be picked up? It causes the sort of anguish normally associated with the trail of tears. That I had him take a nap? Well I am just the biggest asshole in Asshholetown. (population: fuckyouverymuch)
If I have to read one more Richard Scarry book or draw one more picture of Humpty-Dumpty I may throw something.
He has spent a lot of time in time-out today. He knows time-out better than the Kalahari Bushman know their homeland.
I am not amused and I am thisclose to selling him.
For cheap.
He really is a good kid most of the time but this morning he has woken up with the urge to make every single task an absolute trial or terror. The laws of physics piss him off. The fact that I won't let him watch something on TV pisses him off. That we lack kiwi pisses him off. That the screws on his work-bench don't come apart in two pieces? The screws are the worst thing EVER and must be thrown across the room. That I can't seem to read a story if he covers up the page or turns the page too quickly? Well I am a jerk and the only answer is to throw the book across the room. That something falls on the ground and has to be picked up? It causes the sort of anguish normally associated with the trail of tears. That I had him take a nap? Well I am just the biggest asshole in Asshholetown. (population: fuckyouverymuch)
If I have to read one more Richard Scarry book or draw one more picture of Humpty-Dumpty I may throw something.
He has spent a lot of time in time-out today. He knows time-out better than the Kalahari Bushman know their homeland.
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A two year old would totally put you off ever having children.
You get them helpless and adorable and stuff so that you love them and expend all that energy so when they are being poops -you keep them.
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I guess this is the Terrible Twos we all hear so much about. Hang in there!
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The warranty runs out pretty quickly.
He is really good for the most part and I feel lucky. But sometimes he likes to remind me of his age.
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You know!
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Today sounds like one of those days. I recommend cocktails.
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That is the truth.
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Kind of hard to do considering that Mr. Jenner works downstairs.
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But they are so much fun when they aren't being asses. Just keep remembering that.
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Most of the time Senor Onion is a real treat and I love being with him. We have fun together. And we did today when I wasn't having to be mean Mummy.
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Although I've been told the terrible teens are also pretty bad.
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Hmm, although Item might enjoy Finland just a little bit too much to come home..
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That would make things difficult. "Forget you Mom!"
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