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I went to acupuncture today. It was a pleasure as always. Though just before I showed up I experienced something I haven't dealt with in a few years. I was paying for parking when a small gang of uncivilized young men walked by. They were generally terrorizing people with their verbal wit. This one guy walked passed me and said to me that he had an exceptionally sized genitalia and asked if I would like to examine this further on an oral level. (only not as polite.) I was struck by a few things. One, being a woman is always something else and two, seriously asshole? seriously? This is what you say to random people? What an uncivilized piece of shit. I hope his Mother feels ashamed that she has produced that.
I was already late so I didn't have time to find a large blunt instrument with which to smack him and his stupid cohorts.
Gah...
Thankfully acupuncture relaxed me and put me to sleep. Though here is an interesting thing, There was a woman there getting poked with needles that I recognized. I probably haven't seen her in close to 8 years. She briefly dated someone I used to know. She stands out in my memory because she once propositioned me for a threesome with her and the guy she was seeing. I thought she was joking and said, "sorry I had a big lunch." It was later when her man toy (he was seventeen and she was thirty) and I were having coffee that he pointed out that she was serious. My oblivious nature is part of charm. I laughed and said, "well it was an honor to be nominated." I didn't go up to the woman and say, "hey remember me..." It wasn't the time and it seemed awkward. Still...amusing things to recall.
When I came home from needle-poking, I opened the door and this little voice said, "Did you get poked?" Senor Onion was entertained by the idea that someone had been poking me. (This is what Mr. Jenner told him) and then he kept asking to see the holes in my body where I was poked by needles. He would grab my arms and say, "where are the holes? You were poked." I couldn't disappoint him so I showed him how I could put earrings in my ears. "Look... you can put things in the holes in my ears." That blew his mind and satisfied his curiosity.
This evening, I am drinking cider and watching It's a Wonderful Life.
I was already late so I didn't have time to find a large blunt instrument with which to smack him and his stupid cohorts.
Gah...
Thankfully acupuncture relaxed me and put me to sleep. Though here is an interesting thing, There was a woman there getting poked with needles that I recognized. I probably haven't seen her in close to 8 years. She briefly dated someone I used to know. She stands out in my memory because she once propositioned me for a threesome with her and the guy she was seeing. I thought she was joking and said, "sorry I had a big lunch." It was later when her man toy (he was seventeen and she was thirty) and I were having coffee that he pointed out that she was serious. My oblivious nature is part of charm. I laughed and said, "well it was an honor to be nominated." I didn't go up to the woman and say, "hey remember me..." It wasn't the time and it seemed awkward. Still...amusing things to recall.
When I came home from needle-poking, I opened the door and this little voice said, "Did you get poked?" Senor Onion was entertained by the idea that someone had been poking me. (This is what Mr. Jenner told him) and then he kept asking to see the holes in my body where I was poked by needles. He would grab my arms and say, "where are the holes? You were poked." I couldn't disappoint him so I showed him how I could put earrings in my ears. "Look... you can put things in the holes in my ears." That blew his mind and satisfied his curiosity.
This evening, I am drinking cider and watching It's a Wonderful Life.
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And yes, that is amusing. I love little kids for the questions they ask.
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Too bad a cop didn't see those guys harrassing you like that. I don't know what I would have done/said!
I would be angry though.
Your son is so astute. Good thing you can appease him with your ears. Now he will think all people with earrings have had acupuncture. Which is kinda the truth, lol.
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Talk about a 1-2 punch! Those hoodlums will have nothing on Senior Onion when it comes to show stoppers!
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