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The Real Life Adventures of a man named Alan Parsons...and his project....
And now a real conversation between Andrew and I.
Me:I just posted that you were molesting me and how you get excited when doing cross-words.
Andrew:I can't believe you did that. You can't do that.
Me:Yeah well I did. I did, I did. What are you going to do about it?
Andrew:I think...I will fuck you.
Me:Oh really? Maybe I will post that.
Andrew:I will get a good review.
Me:Oh you think so? Awfully sure of yourself.
*laughs* Imagine sex being reviewed like a book or a movie.
"It was a solid performance by all, nothing new or different but a well-timed performance and bit of choreography. Definitely a person to have sex with on a daily basis."
Now to have some toast.
Me:I just posted that you were molesting me and how you get excited when doing cross-words.
Andrew:I can't believe you did that. You can't do that.
Me:Yeah well I did. I did, I did. What are you going to do about it?
Andrew:I think...I will fuck you.
Me:Oh really? Maybe I will post that.
Andrew:I will get a good review.
Me:Oh you think so? Awfully sure of yourself.
*laughs* Imagine sex being reviewed like a book or a movie.
"It was a solid performance by all, nothing new or different but a well-timed performance and bit of choreography. Definitely a person to have sex with on a daily basis."
Now to have some toast.
no subject
Now that all of the children are growin' up
And how do we spend our lives,
If theres no one to lend us a hand?
I don't want to live here no more.
I don't want to stay.
Ain't gonna spend the rest of my life,
Quietly fading away..
-Tom :)