The Real Life Adventures of a man named Alan Parsons...and his project....

[gfrancie]

And now a real conversation between Andrew and I.

Me:I just posted that you were molesting me and how you get excited when doing cross-words.
Andrew:I can't believe you did that. You can't do that.
Me:Yeah well I did. I did, I did. What are you going to do about it?
Andrew:I think...I will fuck you.
Me:Oh really? Maybe I will post that.
Andrew:I will get a good review.
Me:Oh you think so? Awfully sure of yourself.

*laughs* Imagine sex being reviewed like a book or a movie.

"It was a solid performance by all, nothing new or different but a well-timed performance and bit of choreography. Definitely a person to have sex with on a daily basis."

Now to have some toast.

Comments

[reenigne.livejournal.com]

I think it went more like this:

(I watch Gennie posting about crosswords)
Me: I can't believe you wrote that!
Gennie: Yeah, well, I did. What are you going to be about it?
Me: I'm going to... fuck you.
Gennie: Oh really? Maybe I will post that.
Me: I hope I get a good review.
Gennie: (laughing) Oh yes, you will, you will.

[ratphooey.livejournal.com]

Either one is good. :-)

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[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I don't recall saying I would give an automatic good review.

so...what are you wearing?

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[reenigne.livejournal.com]

Maybe that was my imagination. But I'm sure I was only hoping for a good review, not expecting one.

Clothes. What are you wearing?

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[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

here is your good review :"Hot, dirty, exciting and orgasms had by all."

just clothes? What kinda underwear?
Me? *looks down* a bra and panties and white socks.

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[reenigne.livejournal.com]

That's a very personal question.

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[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Yeah...well um, what do I have to do to get an answer out of you?

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[reenigne.livejournal.com]

I think you know what you have to do to find out what kind of underwear I'm wearing.

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[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

*sighs* But I am only human...I can only take so much.

[kristenlou.livejournal.com]

*snicker*
Crosswords have that effect on my man as well, btw. Maybe it comes from us doing them in bed whilst naked, but I'm thinking it's the rush of nine letter words.

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[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Imagine an olympic sport, "Naked free-style cross-word"

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[kristenlou.livejournal.com]

"This is it, ladies and gentlemen. As we enter into the final heat, a magnificent triple play by Canada. A simultaneous ass grab, earlobe lick and a well-placed 'iguana' bring them into the lead."

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[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I won silver at Calgary.
True Story. hehe I won with a dandy dismount and the word, "Ennui".

[tomplant.livejournal.com]

Where do we go from here?
Now that all of the children are growin' up
And how do we spend our lives,
If theres no one to lend us a hand?

I don't want to live here no more.
I don't want to stay.
Ain't gonna spend the rest of my life,
Quietly fading away..

-Tom :)

[cogshiftingman.livejournal.com]

Doing crosswords is sort of erotic I suppose. It helps if you are pretty randy to begin with.

But what on Earth has this to do with Alan Parsons? I was expecting you to expound on "Tales of Mystery and Imagination" or "I, Robot".

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[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I think we are always randy. We can be silly about crosswords.

It has nothing to do with my subject.
Most of my titles have absolutely nothing to do with my posts.
That is half of the fun.

[closh2.livejournal.com]

I think I need a fan, this is just too much for my cute little virgin ears Heh!

[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

"Imagine sex being reviewed like a book or a movie."

Shit, I know I would get more action that way.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? do elaborate. hehe

[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

It would be more like a sports page - like for instance, with the MAP it would have been "The German gave the Mexican quite a pounding in last night's matchup"

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*
floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee.

[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

more like an anaconda.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Now that is worth knowing. heh