The Real Life Adventures of a man named Alan Parsons...and his project....

[gfrancie]

And now a real conversation between Andrew and I.

Me:I just posted that you were molesting me and how you get excited when doing cross-words.
Andrew:I can't believe you did that. You can't do that.
Me:Yeah well I did. I did, I did. What are you going to do about it?
Andrew:I think...I will fuck you.
Me:Oh really? Maybe I will post that.
Andrew:I will get a good review.
Me:Oh you think so? Awfully sure of yourself.

*laughs* Imagine sex being reviewed like a book or a movie.

"It was a solid performance by all, nothing new or different but a well-timed performance and bit of choreography. Definitely a person to have sex with on a daily basis."

Now to have some toast.

Comments

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[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Imagine an olympic sport, "Naked free-style cross-word"

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[kristenlou.livejournal.com]

"This is it, ladies and gentlemen. As we enter into the final heat, a magnificent triple play by Canada. A simultaneous ass grab, earlobe lick and a well-placed 'iguana' bring them into the lead."

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[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I won silver at Calgary.
True Story. hehe I won with a dandy dismount and the word, "Ennui".