The Real Life Adventures of a man named Alan Parsons...and his project....

[gfrancie]

And now a real conversation between Andrew and I.

Me:I just posted that you were molesting me and how you get excited when doing cross-words.
Andrew:I can't believe you did that. You can't do that.
Me:Yeah well I did. I did, I did. What are you going to do about it?
Andrew:I think...I will fuck you.
Me:Oh really? Maybe I will post that.
Andrew:I will get a good review.
Me:Oh you think so? Awfully sure of yourself.

*laughs* Imagine sex being reviewed like a book or a movie.

"It was a solid performance by all, nothing new or different but a well-timed performance and bit of choreography. Definitely a person to have sex with on a daily basis."

Now to have some toast.

Comments

[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

It would be more like a sports page - like for instance, with the MAP it would have been "The German gave the Mexican quite a pounding in last night's matchup"

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*
floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee.

[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

more like an anaconda.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Now that is worth knowing. heh