sex toys and maurice sendak

[gfrancie]

Soooo...
Meighan and I went shopping today and we went to a bunch of fun places...looked at neat things and then I took her to a sex shop and I helped her shop for sex toys and all that healthy stuff. Maybe my calling should be as a sex educator. that way we can have a lot more well-adjusted people who know about their bodies and know what to do. Yay masturbation. (that would by my motto)hrm...we also found some neat where the wild things are magnents. Those will look good next to her naked lady magnents.
Isn't decorating fun?

Comments

[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

I need to go to your area so you can show me these great shops.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

there are a million of places on the west coast that are perfect!

[tlc71076.livejournal.com]

You know, I was just thinking this past week that I want to go back to school and get a master's in counseling and become a sex therapist. Maybe we could open our own sex business. :)

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

now that would be cool! We would be these nice healthy people showing other people how to be healthy..yet we can't get boyfriends...what is wrong with us?

[tlc71076.livejournal.com]

First of all, what's wrong with you in that you are awake at 4:30am. As for me, I just suck. That's my one and only problem. :)

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

okay listen up. I suffer some nasty insomnia, and I was about to go to bed...alright!!!!!!!
geez.
night

[tlc71076.livejournal.com]

Yep, time to sleep for you. You're getting plain nasty now. ;) But ahhh...the joys of insomnia. I do recall those days fondly...

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

ouch, I was getting grumpy...I need to get laid too.

[tlc71076.livejournal.com]

Sign me up for one of those too please!

Poli Sci 124: Mastrubation and You (Spring 2002)

[kitaryufinn.livejournal.com]

That would be the greatest course, a poli sci class on Masterbation. Imagine the outcome for world peace. Hard to hate somebody when you're in the steady warm glow as you jerk yourself rotten while imagining Pat Sajak (or however that little weirdo spells his name) running around in a tutu with pony tails and a jar of orange marmaleid smeared across his bottom.

It would be about the only class teen boys would never miss while in school. Just be a problem with the sheer amount of extra credit for home study and the continuied argument that you can only take the class once...

I'm sure girls would be as bad, but it's a guess.

As a side note, things to never say to your sister:

"You're awful cranky today. You need to masterbate more or something."

Trust me on this one. It's not a good way to start the morning. Especially before they've had their morning coffee and cigarette.

Re: Poli Sci 124: Mastrubation and You (Spring 2002)

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I think there is a lot of potential with all of this. *laughs* It could be bigger then sliced bread.