no...you are not funny.

[gfrancie]

Oh where do I start?
Today I gave myself a very nasty paper cut on the pinky finger of my left hand. I put a band-aid on it. Then at the end of my shift I went to look for a missing hundred dollar bill and saw it caught in the back of a cash drawer and tried to pull it out and caused the drawer to catch on my hand. I broke part of my nail, scraped off a good portion of skin and caused yet another bruise. That happened to the second to the ring finger of my left hand.
Yet another band-aid.
I now have two band-aids on one hand.

People were dumb.

There was a weird older guy who walked around with his shirt open and kept asking the price of books. He then argued with me regarding his receipt. I even did the math by hand and he still didn't believe me.

I think one of the more irritating moments of the day had to do with "oh so clever" people who would come up, look at the 9/11 commission book and say, "Shouldn't this be in fiction."

Oh you clever wit. Move over Noel Coward for I think a new sage has entered the popular culture.
If I hear one more person attempt to be funny I will find a large heavy object and throw it in the direction of their head.
That is right up there with the people who see the Bill Clinton book and say, "Why does it say, 'My Life' it should say, 'My Lies.'"
Many of those people ask if the book has sold at all. I have decided to have a bit of fun and I told a rather unpleasant fellow that "My Life" has sold more copies then the Bible ever did since the advent of the printing press.
I think he believed me.

I think I need a popsicle.

Last night I was having strange sex dreams about a politican....It prevented me from getting any proper sleep.

Comments

go bill

[(Anonymous)]

go bill.

Re: go bill

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

amen.

[morsefan.livejournal.com]

Honestly, right at the moment, I think all these folks, and us too, probably, need to be quiet until we all calm down. Turning up the heat will not help anything.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

True.
But I wouldn't mind hitting a few people.

[morsefan.livejournal.com]

Actually, I wouldn't mind hitting a few people right now, too. I just wish people wouldn't insist upon provoking me. (wink!)

[morsefan.livejournal.com]

I mean on other journals, of course.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Ah...of course.

[lightprincess89.livejournal.com]

ooooooo, which politican!!

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Oh I am so not saying...weird stuff.

[artemis-moon.livejournal.com]

I bet it was a hot one.

*eww* there is a shortage of hotties in politics.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I think the editing could have been better but the story is basically interesting.

Child of an alcoholic with an amazing amount of charisma makes the most of his life and marries an amazing broad.

[clumsytraveller.livejournal.com]

Please tell me the politican wasn't John Edwards......though that would be better than-no best leave that one unsaid, the mental images that conjures up is enough to stop anyone from sleeping ever again.

[amai-unmei.livejournal.com]

That's who I thought it was!

He's photogenic but not necessarily attractive to me; I guess that's because I still consider him to be a "boss" figure.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Nope.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

It wasn't John Edwards. relax.

[amai-unmei.livejournal.com]

Last night I was having strange sex dreams about a politican....It prevented me from getting any proper sleep.

PLEASE don't let this be who I think it is!

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

And who do you think it is?
It isn't Bush.

[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

I sure don't get alot of cootchie, but if I was talking to a good looking girl in a bookstore, I sure wouldn't insult any books...simply because she could be reading them.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Yeah well some people are natural tools.
Thus they will never ever get laid.
Ever!

[la-sherazade.livejournal.com]

I think Bill Clinton is soooooo sexy. I can't help it. I know that if I met him in person, I would do evil things. And I'm not the type to be turned on by power, etc. What *is* it about him? I think that maybe he does that intensely sexy thing whereby a man seems really, really interested in you and what you're saying. That's all it takes sometimes. Of course, once the evil men figure this out, they take full advantage of it, so there's not much incentive for the good guys.

The sex dream wasn't about him though..

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I know what it is.
It is the voice.
The man has a voice that could melt butter.

Re: The sex dream wasn't about him though..

[la-sherazade.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know the dream wasn't about him, I just had to take the opportunity to gush.
It's true, I hated growing up in the South, but a southern accent stills gets me all hot and bothered. (Of course, I don't mean a *redneck* southern accent... lord knows I dated enough of those.)

Re: The sex dream wasn't about him though..

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

So...not so much redneck but educated southern accent.