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gfrancie ([personal profile] gfrancie) wrote2004-12-20 01:52 pm

straight away


Vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmm.

I promise to update tomorrow, jetlagged rambling and all.

[identity profile] kitaryufinn.livejournal.com 2005-01-05 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean I wasn't already? Good thing that's changing, I had so many business cards made up.

Anger hooker. $1

[identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com 2005-01-06 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
for another dollar you will bitch slap Phyllis Diller.

[identity profile] kitaryufinn.livejournal.com 2005-01-06 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
For $3, Phyllis Diller puts on a strap on and violates me while reciting the collected speeches of Maritn Luther King. Encores cost extra.

[identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com 2005-01-06 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Wasn't that a scene that they cut from Airport '77?

[identity profile] kitaryufinn.livejournal.com 2005-01-06 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Close, there was one cut form Airport 77 just like it with Brenda Vaccaro with Lee Grant, but his body hair kept clogging the film feed.

[identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com 2005-01-07 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
They later used it for a blooper reel but it made Dick Clark too hot.

[identity profile] kitaryufinn.livejournal.com 2005-01-08 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
He actually aged from it, and if he ages, who'll do the Rocking New Year?

[identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com 2005-01-08 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you think he didn't host this year?

[identity profile] kitaryufinn.livejournal.com 2005-01-09 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
He was offer bathing in the blood of underaged Indonesian prostitues to reverse the aging process in defiance of all things holy.

He calls it his "Me Time."

[identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com 2005-01-09 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
*snorts*