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[gfrancie]

Recently a friend brought up the entertaining question of "who is your skeavy crush?" You know the sort of celebrity that despite all of your common sense still makes you hot in the loins and a little nervous. The sort of person who shouldn't be hot to you. I was reminded of this when I was watching a video with Robbie Williams on Youtube. (shutupy'all. don't judge me) He is a regular hot mess (currently in rehab, so extra hot) and yet.... yeah. ahem. Me and Mr. Jenner's Auntie Barbara are keen fans.
So I ask you, what are your dirty/skanky crushes? Do they wear a bit too much pleather or spandex? Would you avoid introducing them to your friends if you knew this person? Bonus points if they look like they might have had an STD or some kind of weird rash.

I made quiche today. It made my husband's day. I also made oatmeal cookies because I am nice like that.

Sometimes a person needs a proper giggle

Comments

[jawnbc]

Robbie'd be near top. But so would Colin Farrell. But either'd have to quit smoking first. Probably.

[lightprincess89.livejournal.com]

I don't have any skanky crushes now. But when I was 7 and I first saw the movie "The Labrynth" I found something slightly erotic about David Bowie in that movie and had a secret liking to him... still do sometimes...

Again, The Point Gets Missed For Some Reason

[epiphany.livejournal.com]

Skeevy = Axl Rose doin' ya against the drum kit backstage with his baseball hat on backwards while you secretly pray you don't get crabs.

Extra skeeve points for you if it isn't 1989 in your head in this fantasy and you aren't receiving financial compensation and/or legal protection from Rose following the incident.

FYI

[bliss-street.livejournal.com]

I LOL'd several times reading the Onion piece. Thanks for the giggle.

[meowlet.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I have one... or have had one in the past. Maybe. I don't usually go for skeevy.

[jessiesquash.livejournal.com]

Oh Robbie is definitely hot in that 'steal your wallet' kind way. rawr!

I must have been waiting for you to ask because the minute I read "skeavy crush" I thought instantly of my weird crush on Billy Bob Thornton. Is he not the ultimate skeevy crush or what! I should get extra points for secretly wanting him to wear MY blood around his neck too.

Also see icon, Mark Ruffalo was ultra-skanky in that movie and I LOVED every minute of it!

[athena.livejournal.com]

I'm with you on the skeevy crush on Robbie. I still remember watching his episode of 'Cribs'...and when he humped his bed I had to excuse myself from the room.

But then there's my crush on Method Man that can't really be explained. Except for the fact that his voice is as fine as his face;).

[kaligrrrl.livejournal.com]

I have an insane cruch on a fictional skeazy person--Jayne from Firefly.
Big, dumb, sweaty, amoral mercenaries whose idea of heaven is a whorehouse? oh yeah.

[rockrgirl8.livejournal.com]

when i saw dangerous liaisons i found john malkovich quite hot. there is something damn attractive about that man. i also have this thing for sam elliott. i think it's mostly his voice. i'm into voices. voices can make me weak in the knees.