I thought I had mono for a year...turned out I was just really bored.

well, where to start in the land of happy....

I don't have any inane tests to take today to find out if I am a big happy freak kitty, or if my personality could be akin to the work of Andy Warhol. So I may have to dig deep to come up with something amusing.

nothing...absolutely nothing.

Yesterday I did some more christmas shopping...I am beginning to think that I am just shopping out of boredom. Though I did come up with a good present for my best friend Kurt. I gave him a book of gay erotica photographs. All very arty, but plenty of gayness to get the boy happy...that and a copy of Scooby Doo Madlibs. Combining a few of his favorite things, cartoons and penises. I am sure when Jesus was born....those were his first thoughts. "I am here to save mankind, and make sure a young gay male can get porn for christmas."
yeah....right.

I went and bought eggnog ice cream. This is the best stuff,not the cheap crap you buy in the grocery stores, but at elevated.
here is a url www.elevatedicecream.com
they deliver and trust me darlings it is worth it. This is homemade stuff and they do some of the most amazing flavors. We are talking orgasm-inducing ice cream.

Well after that little advertisement I should probably pretend to work now. *laughs manically and continues to look at useless stuff*