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Ah that wondeful day of the year when a good portion of foolish Americans buy into what Hallmark is selling and feel depressed because they aren't with someone.

First of all, you have free will and you don't have to follow that namby-pamby stuff. Besides no one likes those necco-wafer flavored hearts from hell.

second of all, be happy you are single. You could be with a real wanker/psycho-whore of an individual who doesn't really love you.

Finally, enjoy a little masturbation. Before you can go out there and love someone else. You need to be able to love yourself fully.
Bust out the lotion/sex toy of your choice and get to know your sweet self.

If you are still feeling bitter about this damned holiday, look at this
It will amuse you to no end.

Now for the people who have someone, or still have a little faith in the idea of love I will leave you with a few quotes that I find fitting.

"To live without loving, is not really to live." -Moliere

"There are as many minds as there are heads, so there are as many kinds of love as there are hearts." -Leo Tolstoy (fairly upbeat for such a morose writer)

"One word frees us of all the weight & pain in life. That word is love." -Sophocles

So get out there and love thy neighbor you wacky kids.

ahem

oh yeah.
I finally figured out what to give the most amazing man on earth (no, not Bob Newhart) for Valentines day.

I bought him a copy of Much Ado About Nothing. Since that is both our favorite Shakespeare comedy. It is fairly romantic and we can watch it any ol' time. Plus I bought him some candy. Because we all LOVE candy.
I also made him a book. Glue, sewing, hand-made paper and original art. Yes I can make things. Believe it or not.

I also promised him I would sing him a song, since he is always trying to get me to do that and I won't.

okay everyone can vomit now.

oh yeah I received presents from him this morning.
The man knows how to surprise a girl.

Chocolates (what a nice man)
and then he produces a small pretty box.
No he did not propose (thank goodness, because I might have had a stroke right on the spot)
He gave me earrings! They are so damn gorgeous. I was speechless.
Rubies set with diamonds. Because he thinks I look nice in red.
I am just blushing.