What to wear

Today seems like an appropriate day to make a tart. I haven't really used my brand-spanking new tart pan yet and I feel it is time to break it in. please refrain from making any obvious jokes folks
I am thinking of possibly an apple tart.

Maybe with a glaze of strawberry jam?

I feel this need to make something interesting.

Give me back my jimmy-jam jams

How many people can say they have seen my boyfriend in his underwear being chased by a couple of whip-wielding prostitutes?
Quite a few after this evening.
cusackam, dalamar437, and noogienubs came with me tonight to watch my boyfriend in "No Sex Please We're British". It was pretty damn funny and Mr. Jenner was the funniest thing in the show and he got the best laughs and the biggest applause at the end.
I was so pleased for him.

We are now going to have spaghetti carbonara.

the end.