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If you want a proper good laugh. Type "vintage porn" into google images. You will find pictures which will give you and anyone else near by a hilarious time.

Naked people on bicycles were never meant to be. That is all I will say on that subject.

so my life is going to be a tad bit different.

oh...yes, I should mention this.



And everyone thought I was just having my annual exam.

Heedless and Feckless

Good Morning little bunnies.
I gave my Mother a mild and brief shock with that silly ultrasound. It seems one shouldn't do that to a Mother first thing in the morning before she has had her tea. Next year I will amuse her with a Vegas wedding picture.

I need to think of something brilliant to cook for dinner tonight. Maybe I will just default and make steak for Mr. Jenner. I will merely go to town on a dessert. That might be a genuine possibility.

The crabcakes turned out rather well. More crab then bread. We have found success.
Plus they are quite large. I still want to keep playing with the recipe and seeing if I can make it better.
Maybe I will bring in some Banana-Walnut cake to work tomorrow. I will then win the love of my co-workers. Again.

Here is your silly stuff to look at today.

Ponder...Ponderosa...Maybe Little Joe.

Sometimes I would like to take my live journal and toss it into a fire. It is kind of hard to do that isn't it?
I sometimes think about completely letting this journal go and start anew. This one documents some interesting things and some deeply sad things. I can't even look at the first year of this journal because it depresses me and reminds me of some rather awful moments.
I suppose that is the case with life isn't it? You can't exactly participate without the presence of unpleasant memories.

I wouldn't say I am growing bored with the medium because it does appeal to my ego. I just feel that I am feeling stagnant. Common.... I am also feeling stuck with my personal writing. I am just stuck. Argh.

Better Moods

I feel much tidier in thought now and less morose. I can't stay that way for too long. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Early today I went on my constitutional. The sort where one climbs steep hills and claims later on they enjoyed it and found it invigorating when truthfully you were just looking forward to level ground. I know it was good for me but I didn't take any great delight.
Now that the weather is much less damp I will try and get back on the health wagon and be more active. That way I can someday achieve a figure that I can show off to people I do not care for all while feigning a casual attitude. This is why people truly lose weight. Health is secondary. Cattiness is first. Anyone who says otherwise is a man.
I have gone and run a quick errand. I bought some eggs so I can have a few extra to allow room for mistakes when making a lemon souffle. Separating eggs isn't a difficult task but when one has a limited amount to use the likelihood of breaking yolks increases and the entire task is ruined.
But back to my walk today. I ran across an older gentleman taking a small nap against a grassy knoll. I stopped and glanced because this is Redmond and older gentlemen lying near a sidewalk with a cane to one side isn't a common sight. He was breathing and looked peaceful so I continued on my way.

Should one be proud of saddened when their song is used for a prescription drug ad? I somehow think that Cole Porter must have cringed in his grave when 'Blue Skies' was used for an allergy medication advert.