Oh my gosh. I have found the house of my dreams. If houses were men, this house would be Andrew.
I must try and remain unemotional and not get too attached to this house.
but I want it so damn much.
Oh yes, I fucking love my realtor. He is absolutely hilarious, very smart, doesn't mince words and tries to lure me into fried chicken joints to completely ruin my attempts at self-control.
Anyone who is buying a house should use this man.
Please, I ask everyone to pray to the House Gods.
I must try and remain unemotional and not get too attached to this house.
but I want it so damn much.
Oh yes, I fucking love my realtor. He is absolutely hilarious, very smart, doesn't mince words and tries to lure me into fried chicken joints to completely ruin my attempts at self-control.
Anyone who is buying a house should use this man.
Please, I ask everyone to pray to the House Gods.