The Duchess of Cornwall she shall be known as

I see that Prince Charles is finally going to make an honest woman of his horsey girlfriend. Good for him.

Fascinating fact that some aren't aware of; her Great-Grandmother was the Mistress of Edward VII. Alice Keppel spent years as his mistress from the time he was the Prince of Wales well into his king-hood. (Her older Daughter was a raving crazy Lesbian for years with Vita Sackville-West who later dumped her (Violet Keppel) for Virginia Woolf)

What a family. I suppose this is further proof for ekdogg that the British are sex maniacs and perverts of the highest degree.

I have to go to work today. This ought to be amusing.

We are ordering pizza for dinner

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg day at work.
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg!
*collapses on sofa*

You know, homeless people have an excuse for smelling less than fresh. But the people with jobs, homes, credit cards; they have no excuse for smelling so awful. I don't know what was going on but there were times when I was close to throwing up.
One lady smelled like day-old spaghetti sauce. You know when you go to wash out a pan that might have a bit left-over and an odor will waft up near your nose as you are soaping up the pan?
That awful smell? That was her.

*shudders*

Out of touch with reality

I must share my current obsession.



Jo Malone and her clever packaging



Her stuff is so unbelievably delicious and original it should be illegal.

She has a perfume that is nutmeg and ginger, and another one that is lime basil and mandarin. Now that is interesting.
There is another that is wild fig and cassis and another that is French lime blossom. How over the top can you get. Anyways, her stuff is amazing.

I think I need the nutmeg and ginger.
Normally I am not keen on food scented fragrances but there are a few that have such layered noses that I can't resist.

What can I say, I am a fragrance freak at times. I own enough of the stuff and I think that despite this age of "allergies" ladies still ought to wear something fun. You don't have to spend a ton, but something pretty makes you feel good when other people are trying to yuck your yum. Just a tiny bit can do wonders.