television is funny

I was watching Anderson Cooper 360 today and damn him, he was too funny. He was reading over the headlines and his delivery of one story was too hilarious. "Mary K. LaTourneau is getting married! To the kid -um...guy..who she was convicted of raping (he paused here for a moment like he couldn't believe he had to say this)...when..he...was twelve!?!?!" I don't know if he was trying to keep from laughing but he sounded absolutely alarmed saying that and then he mentioned how the gondoliers in Venice were going on strike and he said, "that might put a cramp in the plans of any Luuuuvvvaaahs." (Now he is referencing sketches from SNL in his news reports)

This is why this man is my imaginary gay news anchor boyfriend. amai_unmei knows what I am talking about.