saturday afternoon

Let me bore you with my dreams.
I had a rather amusing dream last night that I was with my sister and we went into this bakery where it was decorated kind of like a Bavarian village and had all of these little miniatures everywhere (just like in Miniature World) and little tiny animals as well. Little dogs and rabbits wandered around the place. My sister and I were picking out Crullers, cannoli, eclairs. Just about any kind of pastry we liked and the person who worked behind the counter said, "You only have to pay a $1.99 for everything since we can tell you have a good spirit and have bright eyes." I remember being incredibly grateful and smiling while petting a little tiny white dog named Maurice. (why his name was Maurice I can not tell you.) We promised to come back and do something good for them. We did. We fixed their plumbing.
Take what you want from that.

This morning I managed to sleep in and I don't feel like such a hunch-back today. I must thank the super-amazing Mr. Jenner for massaging my shoulders which were so tight and hurt so much. I owe that man a kiss.
After breakfast I did responsible things like tidying up the kitchen, cleaning the rabbit's cages, doing a bit of vacuuming and washing my hair. Now to have some lunch and take care of the grocery shopping and also plan meals for the week. Chores, chores, chores.

My sweetpeas are beginning to poke through the ground. My oregano is looking half-way decent, but the spinach isn't looking impressive.

royal chat and nudity

I love English weddings because of the hats alone. The Royals satisfied me with great hats. I especially liked the hat that Camilla Parker-Bowles wore for her civil ceremony. The second head-piece that she wore for the religious ceremony made me think of a nest. I liked the dress choices. Pretty, simple and appropriate.

Apparently some man near the wedding removed his clothes and attempted to leap a fence. (maybe to offer his best wishes) Mr. Jenner and I saw the man on the television being arrested. I yelled out, "I think I saw a penis." (because I did) Mr. Jenner responded, "Well then, you better contact the FCC." I said, "Like hell. You gotta catch to see full-frontal male nudity on network television when you can."


( hats to discuss )

to amuse

I came across this very funny and frightening site. enjoy.

kickadee I beg you to look at the ugly crafts section. You will see things that might make you go blind and you will love me for it.