gfrancie | Jun. 10th, 2005

Jun. 10th, 2005

Recently in my email besides the usual things I have been receiving a number of emails for young women on the cusp of woman-hood (they are turning 18) who I met some time ago. I must admit my memory may be a tad fuzzy but I figure one must be polite and maybe something would jog my memory. These women often are joining sororities and have set up a camera to document their lives. Also they are keen on exploring their sexuality and they would like me to witness their explorations. Isn't that great? It is wonderful when people feel comfortable enough to share intimate details of their life with acquaintances,. Many are cheerleaders too. Fascinating isn't it?
I think I should email these girls and explain while I am flattered they want to share their life with me I don't think I am quite the target audience.
After all I am not a trained professional. I do not have a PhD or something in human sexuality.

But seriously folks...
I kinda get why I get the "lower your mortgage now" spam and the "lose weight now" but the teenaged cam-whores and the bootleg viagra? Makes no sense. No sense whatsoever.

The anchovy and mushroom risotto turned out fairly well. It had a bit of freshly chopped basil and was quite delicious. It went well with the steamed vegetables.
Tonight? I have no clue. I am not cooking dinner.

People were absolute bastards; condescending, non-listening fuckwits. I was asked by four different men why I don't smile.
I should looked at them and said, "well you see....*pauses for affect"..um, well my Mother died three days ago. We are still looking for her head."
That would have been fun, much too much fun, but we can't do that.

I had a customer today who had a few items that caught my eye. He was purchasing a book about kittens, a magazine on golfing and a book from the sexuality section on enhancing your sex life. From these three items I deduce that this is a man who enjoys any activity that involves stroking.

"Thank you thank you I will be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitresses"

(the best part is that none of that is made up.)

I casually mentioned back pain being a permanent fixture of working in books and a customer hands me his card. He is a chiropractor. If I am not trying to sell something, someone is trying to sell me something.

cogshiftingman made me do it.

What five things do you enjoy doing to help lower your stress/blood pressure/anxiety level?
Make a list, post it to your journal... and then tag 5 friends and ask them to post it to theirs

1. Engage in some emotional eating.
2. write snarky posts on Livejournal about the banality of my life
3. Watch things on the television with Mr. Jenner. (I am enjoying, "Hustle" and episodes of "Pete and Pete" these days)
4. Taking long baths, while reading a book or the latest issue of Vanity Fair
5. Cook food, made food, create food.

photosexual

rebeccmeister

phunbee

la_sherazade

bovril

I tag yer asses. Your turn to share with the world.