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I work today. I don't think anyone should attempt to anger me.

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Well campers, I have written up a resume that is delightfully vague and I wrote, "references available upon request." So if they want them I will definitely collect opinions, contact numbers and this is where all of you will come in. It is a basic resume high-lighting my teaching, catering and writing. I was vague in the perfect sense. I figure I can tell them all about my mad skills when it comes to cooking for people with severe dietary restrictions, my excitement about local and seasonal food and how I lurve food. The end.

Work wasn't too bad. I heard a funny joke from an old man, read the new Vanity Fair and sold many books. I am feeling good.

Tonight we are having risotto for dinner. Very simple but delicious. Now to have some tea and relax.

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tu_tartaruga made me do it.
List 5 reasons why you are a dork. And make them good reasons. Justify them. Explain them. Be loud and proud about how big of a dork you are! Then pick the 5 biggest dorks you know and have them do this.

1. I will yelp with delight if I find "Bosom Buddies" on television and I will stop whatever I am doing to watch it. Can I get me some Wendi Jo Sperber love?

2. I once waited backstage to get Joel Grey's autograph. I did this with the gayest friend I had in high school. We were so dorky and Joel Grey was so nice.

3. If anyone pays me a compliment I tend to try and hide and it looks like I am doing an impression of a pill bug. Or I will leave the room if I can.

4. I fall down and trip over invisible things a lot. Any time I try and walk and look sophisticated and together I fall right over. I do this at the worst moments. When I was getting confirmed in high school I remember getting up to walk toward the archbishop and I thought to myself, "don't trip." and I walked up the steps toward the altar and I managed to trip. Can we say awesome? I am expecting to do this at my wedding.

5. I enjoy wearing granny panties.

phunbee, robiewankenobie, jessiesquash, photosexual, and semioticwarrior I tag thee and demand you share your dorkiness with the world at large.