hello world, I never thought I would show my hard nipples to the world

Where to start....
We arrived in Milan. (the plane was late but we still arrived in time) It was pouring yet we managed to get a bus into the city center and quickly walked to our cute hotel near the Duomo. Then we climbed many many stairs. Milan does not believe in elevators. We ventured out in the rain once we were sorted and we found a small place where we had pizza and carbonara and a so-so house wine. After all the wine we had at our wedding and what we drank the week before the wedding with Mr. Jenner's parents we are spoiled by high quality wine. We then went and checked our email very late at night at this slightly sketchy internet point that had people looking at porn. Fun stuff. We did all of this with barely knowing Italian but saying si a lot.

( we go to Venice and I am nearly naked in public )

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Everyone seem to want to molest Mr. Jenner's brother Chris. Should I just raffle him off????
Also it seems people want to marry/grope my brother Tom.

Really...people.