I majored in bacon.

Scientists hard at work.

interlude

For dinner I have made beef and mushroom pie. It has beer in it. Why yes I am an awesome wife, thanks for asking.
I even managed to vacuum the living and dining room. Oh the accomplishments.
Then I did some laundry.

I read Senor Onion The Very Hungry Caterpillar about five times today. It kept him rather occupied. He would get fussy and then I busted out the pretty colored book and he would smile and pat the colors. He also likes breasts and shiny objects.