mental capacity of a kumquat

I am in extreme hunter-gatherer mode. I have been looking at car rental quotes for our upcoming trip to England. We had been using with one company for some time but it became too expensive. I get going on trying to find a bargain that is excellent in quality and quantity and I sometimes end up exhausting myself. What with reading reviews, looking at prices, looking at hidden charges and so on. It is the hidden charges that irritate me to no end. I have decided that car rental agencies are more passive-aggressive and dishonest than that bitchy girl everyone knew in junior high. Yeah. That is what became of her. She became the head of a car rental agency.

I made chicken croquettes for dinner. I figured Mr. Jenner ought to have something nice and bad for him before he goes on a fairly liquid diet over the next few days.

The Blue Angels are in town. They practice right when my son is trying to take a nap. We can deduce from the two former sentences that I am not a fan of the Blue Angels. That is all I have to say on that subject.

I am craving a pineapple milkshake. Having servants right now would be useful. "Yes Toodles I would like you to prepare a milkshake as I taught you how. Then I would like you to go out and shape the topiary into the silhouettes of popular Whig Prime Ministers of the 19th century."