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I took Senor Onion to the doctor today for his one year check-up and to meet his new doctor. She is also not much older than me. She is rather adorable, has a five month old baby and she spent half of the exam charming the socks off of my kid. He charmed the socks off of her as well.
He has an enormous head, is long as anything and has gained a bit of weight but is still a trim kiddo. And of course he is considered one of the cutest babies in the zip code. 'Nuff said.
He had fun interacting with other kids in the waiting room. He kept wanting to pet this one baby's hair because it was curly. A toddler kept hugging Senor Onion and saying, "little baby".
It was a real party.
After that we went to the post office and waited in a long line. Senor Onion spent the entire time flirting with anything that was female and had a pulse.

We came home, had lunch, he went down for his nap and I tidied up. I went to use the internet and something was awry. I get a phone call from Mr. Jenner. He was doing some updating of one kind or another and well...
( the best description would be this xkcd comic )