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Jun. 9th, 2008
the welcome wagon packs heat.
Jun. 9th, 2008 09:50 pmHey who wants to live on my block?
Another house for sale. Obscenely big. I have been inside a couple of times and it is nice. Very late century 'spensive.
This is the house owned by the porsche-driving Lutheran minister. He looks a bit like Maury Povich sans the dye job. Nice guy. His wife is a sweetheart too.
So if you have a boatload of money just lying around, going to waste, you too can live near me.
The house is apparently worth more but it seems like they are looking for a quick sale.
You can snort all you want to when it comes to the price.
And who knows, maybe you can watch the Sunday morning rake fights on the street.
I will even invite you to tea.
Another house for sale. Obscenely big. I have been inside a couple of times and it is nice. Very late century 'spensive.
This is the house owned by the porsche-driving Lutheran minister. He looks a bit like Maury Povich sans the dye job. Nice guy. His wife is a sweetheart too.
So if you have a boatload of money just lying around, going to waste, you too can live near me.
The house is apparently worth more but it seems like they are looking for a quick sale.
You can snort all you want to when it comes to the price.
And who knows, maybe you can watch the Sunday morning rake fights on the street.
I will even invite you to tea.