A moment from Motherhood
Dec. 16th, 2009 04:10 pmThis is a story about poop. So be warned. But don't worry I won't get too graphic.
Miss Biscuit had to have her nappy changed, so I changed it. Though the second I had everything tidied and so on, she exploded. I cleaned up that mess and then she decided to offer another encore. Like she was a freaking opera singer or something. Senor Onion walked into the bathroom about this time and so he witnessed me attempting to handle the chaos. He thought it was amusing. He said, "The baby exploded!" How true kid. how true. I was barely getting a handle on things and she gave me another encore. Finally Miss Biscuit was...done. I get her diapered/dressed and we go into the living room and I sit her on my lap. She then spits up all over herself and my clothes. Miss Biscuit I have to salute your comitment to a situation. So... I change her and clean myself up and everything is tidy-ish once again. Senor Onion hops around me as I am picking up his sister and he says, "Baby sister pooed and pooed and pooed and pooed and spit up. It was HILARIOUS!" He giggles and wanders away.
In that light I suppose it is.
I think the amusing part on my end is how proud I am of Senor Onion's expanding vocabulary. I had to tell him, "yes that is quite right!"
Miss Biscuit had to have her nappy changed, so I changed it. Though the second I had everything tidied and so on, she exploded. I cleaned up that mess and then she decided to offer another encore. Like she was a freaking opera singer or something. Senor Onion walked into the bathroom about this time and so he witnessed me attempting to handle the chaos. He thought it was amusing. He said, "The baby exploded!" How true kid. how true. I was barely getting a handle on things and she gave me another encore. Finally Miss Biscuit was...done. I get her diapered/dressed and we go into the living room and I sit her on my lap. She then spits up all over herself and my clothes. Miss Biscuit I have to salute your comitment to a situation. So... I change her and clean myself up and everything is tidy-ish once again. Senor Onion hops around me as I am picking up his sister and he says, "Baby sister pooed and pooed and pooed and pooed and spit up. It was HILARIOUS!" He giggles and wanders away.
In that light I suppose it is.
I think the amusing part on my end is how proud I am of Senor Onion's expanding vocabulary. I had to tell him, "yes that is quite right!"