Another freecycle special

I had a bookset to get rid of. My message:
Today is your lucky day. I am offering a deluxe set of Stephen Hawking's
greatest hits. "Illustrated Brief History of Time" and "The Universe in a
Nutshell". It is still mostly sealed. (the exterior plastic covering is slightly
open) BUT it has never been read. Yes that is right. Human eyes have yet to gaze
upon the interior and find out the secrets of the universe. The two books are
housed in a little case. You can have this and put it on your bookshelf and tell
people at cocktail parties that you like to relax with this. Even if the reality
is that you read Twilight.

I had a million and one people asking if they could have it. I am giving it to the person who said, "I can pick it up today" I enjoy the sick power of being able to choose who gets things.

seriously

A bunch of butter. It was like finding the holy grail. I almost had to genuflect.