Country life

Senor Onion was telling me how when he and his friend went off to the park at the weekend, they kept running across dead pheasants. The first one was do big deal. He said that by the time they saw the third one they said, "What is their problem? Are they really that stupid?"
Yes... Yes they are son.
Then they watched as someone in a van stopped to pick up one.
Free dinner is free dinner. Especially when it is fresh.