Well there we were, Olav and I, rutting in the snow like mooses, when along came an errant reindeer and bit the poor fellow on his left buttock!
*pauses for another scone*
Luckily, not speaking whatever language it is they speak over there, my tender ears were spared whatever vulgarites consquently spewed forth from the angry duke's trembling lips. I was not, however, spared the pathetic scene he made as he began weeping like a little schoolgirl while alternately clutching his bum and throwing snowballs at the retreating deer. Alas, his aim was as pathetic as his sniveling and I am sad to report I left Norway much disenchanted with their men.
*sips some more tea*
Now my encounter with a certain drunken French Cardinal was less dissapointing...but that is a story for another time.
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Date: 2002-05-06 07:38 pm (UTC)Well there we were, Olav and I, rutting in the snow like mooses, when along came an errant reindeer and bit the poor fellow on his left buttock!
*pauses for another scone*
Luckily, not speaking whatever language it is they speak over there, my tender ears were spared whatever vulgarites consquently spewed forth from the angry duke's trembling lips. I was not, however, spared the pathetic scene he made as he began weeping like a little schoolgirl while alternately clutching his bum and throwing snowballs at the retreating deer. Alas, his aim was as pathetic as his sniveling and I am sad to report I left Norway much disenchanted with their men.
*sips some more tea*
Now my encounter with a certain drunken French Cardinal was less dissapointing...but that is a story for another time.