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Mar. 29th, 2008 12:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I am a little distracted because I am making soup and herding rabbits.
But let me share a couple of things.
I have been summoned for Jury Duty. Most people feel irritated by being called to do their civic duty (and to some degree I can understand) but I am rather amused and excited. I was once called for jury duty when I was 19. But I was living at home and I was excused because I knew a couple of cops fairly well. (one was my friend's older brother) It is hard in a small town to cobble a jury together as everyone knows everyone else and they usually know everyones business. "Oh yeah... he totally did it. I remember when he was bothering kids on the playground when we were in school. Total bastard."
"Um...that is the judge."
"Yeah. I know."
So. I get called. I'm gonna bring my mp3 player and a good book or two. I plan on getting some reading done because I understand this stuff can take awhile. If I am called to be a peer and judge someone, I will share the juicy details about my fellow jurors and their weird habits. I promise nicknames too. "Ol' lazy eye" and "manic libertarian".
And if you are a fan of Andrew W.K. and/or the McLaughlin Group you ought to watch this. It will amuse and divert. I promise.
But let me share a couple of things.
I have been summoned for Jury Duty. Most people feel irritated by being called to do their civic duty (and to some degree I can understand) but I am rather amused and excited. I was once called for jury duty when I was 19. But I was living at home and I was excused because I knew a couple of cops fairly well. (one was my friend's older brother) It is hard in a small town to cobble a jury together as everyone knows everyone else and they usually know everyones business. "Oh yeah... he totally did it. I remember when he was bothering kids on the playground when we were in school. Total bastard."
"Um...that is the judge."
"Yeah. I know."
So. I get called. I'm gonna bring my mp3 player and a good book or two. I plan on getting some reading done because I understand this stuff can take awhile. If I am called to be a peer and judge someone, I will share the juicy details about my fellow jurors and their weird habits. I promise nicknames too. "Ol' lazy eye" and "manic libertarian".
And if you are a fan of Andrew W.K. and/or the McLaughlin Group you ought to watch this. It will amuse and divert. I promise.
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Date: 2008-03-30 06:02 pm (UTC)I got a lot of knitting done.
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Date: 2008-03-29 09:13 pm (UTC)i always have to change the channel when i try to watch the mclauglin group due to the incessant arguing and absurdity.
oh and i served grand jury duty for 2 weeks in brooklyn once. that was an experience let me tell you.
i am supposing you are too smart to be chosen for any jury. :)
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Date: 2008-03-29 11:30 pm (UTC)I think I might be too mouthy to be on a jury.
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Date: 2008-03-29 09:36 pm (UTC)But if it was downtown, I'd totally dig it. But only if it was a highly scandalous, gore and debauchery-ridden tale of woe and treachery.
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Date: 2008-03-29 11:29 pm (UTC)This isn't a bad situation and I think the crimes might be a little more amusing.
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Date: 2008-03-30 12:27 am (UTC)My plan also included my iPod and a couple of trashy romance novels so that I don't get terrible bored while I wait. The worst part is that I have to go to Holyoke, and there tends to be more crime there. I really don't want my car stolen.
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Date: 2008-03-30 07:40 pm (UTC)Yeah. I somehow suspect I won't get picked. I am too snarky.
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Date: 2008-03-31 02:51 pm (UTC)I was called to be part of a jury pool, but wasn't picked for the jury. I did get to see the lawyers question potential jurors, whcih was neat.
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