gfrancie | Norman Mailer wouldn't qualify.

I have had a couple of conversations this week about enthusiastic pussy-eaters. Mind you this is all from the straight lady perspective. I can't speak for the lesbians. Maybe a lesbian should do a post on chicks who look like quality pussy-eaters.

I threw out my view that there are some men who may not be much in the looks department but sometimes you get a vibe about them being a pretty darn enthusiastic pussy-eater and so they begin to look much more interesting. It kind of comes from my original opinion that sometimes you can just get a general feeling about certain people that this is something they enjoy like Christmas and it makes you more curious about them.
Maybe it could be a person's sense of generosity or sometimes you get a look at their mouth and think, "Yeah. They could be damn good at that."
I think of Colin Farrell. Sure he looks skanky; like he could possibly give you the clap, but even before the sex tape came to light I had feeling he would go to town with no reservations.
A friend nominated Albert Finney. I could totally see that. Oh sure some people think of him as Daddy Warbucks but watch Tom Jones sometime and then get back to me. (Heck he was even appealing in Big Fish.)
I always thought Jonathan Rhys Meyers was an overly obviously choice. Though he looks like he might bite you and then ask to borrow some money because he has to pay rent. But one forgives a lot.
A friend brought up the original point of the guy who may not come across as king of the cock but would be a joyful pussy-eater. Their vote was for Steve Zahn. They saw him as someone who would be a little awkward at first but then would show a girl a very good time.
There was a discussion about how there aren't a lot of politicians who give off that feeling. Maybe it is all that ego tied up into such a position. Though the president of France, Nicolas Sarkozy was brought up. If we can overlook his politics and his habit of meeting his wives by officiating at their weddings; he does possess a certain confidence. Maybe it is his lack of height and outsider status? *snorts*
I am reminded of something I read about in a book on the history of bathing and how in France (especially in 19th century France) one wanted to taste what their lover actually tasted like and Napoleon wrote to Josephine (when he was on his way home from a battle) "Don't bathe". It might offend many American sensibilities now; but this was obviously a man who enjoyed himself.

As for a short-list these are some names that came up:
Ewan McGregor (he needs to go on a goodwill tour and share himself with the world)
Matt Damon (the feeling was that Ben Affleck would have too many requests and wouldn't be worth the hassle)
Kal Penn
John Cho
Taye Diggs
Clive Owen
Alan Bates
Prince
Dave Grohl
Morgan Freeman
Stanley Tucci
Robert Downey Jr.
Mathieu Kassovitz
Gordon Ramsay

Mr. Jenner said that you can kinda get the same thing from girls. They don't even have to have that distracting lipstick like Jennifer Lopez had in Out of Sight. (Only she would have blow-job perfect lips during a kidnapping.)

Maybe the best way to find out certain people's talents would be to ask them to eat a ripe fig a la Alan Bates in Women in Love.
"Excuse me, You don't know me, but would you mind eating this ripe peach. It's for science."
Obviously if they look a little worried and kind of do a drive-by eating and you can hesitate and say, "thank you for your time."
But if they seem like someone who takes their time to enjoy the experience, eating with total abandon. Get their name, number and look for a semi-private place.

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Gina Gershon would be perfect--probably in both disciplines, but from a guy perspective, she looks like the gold standard of BJs.

Sophia Bush strikes me as someone who'd hate it.

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Norman Mailer wouldn't qualify.

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