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[gfrancie]

tonight is a meeting of the bourbon appreciation society. If I wake up in Iowa again I apologize to all parties involved.

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[rfjason.livejournal.com]

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

what do you think? this is me.I don't sleep with anyone anymore.

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[rfjason.livejournal.com]

you poor cock-less soul.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

okay true, but I think I am safer that way.

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[rfjason.livejournal.com]

I know I am.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

actually you should come to the next bourbon appreciation society meeting. the requirements are, you must like to drink, you must be funny (which you are) and try and take home a waitress.
*whispers I got three stewardess and a cocktail waitress*

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[rfjason.livejournal.com]

I've already got a waitress, thank you.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

when did you get one of those?

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[rfjason.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know, down at Waitress World on the corner of 5th & Denny.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

ah cool. did you get a discount?

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[rfjason.livejournal.com]

Frequent Flyer Mileage, baby. Oh yeah!

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

you are a "preferred" customer?

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[rfjason.livejournal.com]

You know that scene in "Dude, Where's My Car?" where Jesse & Chester walk into the club, and the girls go "Hey, it's Jesse & Chester!" and then they pour water on themselves?

Yeah.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

they based that scene on you right? I know you are a legend on the west coast.

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[rfjason.livejournal.com]

You've apparently been talking to my harem. What have I told you about that?

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I know I know. but you know me. I am a people person.

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[rfjason.livejournal.com]

@$!&