new contest

[gfrancie]

As some of you may remember, my mother recently said that it was time for me to get married.
I am now accepting applications for the title of, 'gennie's husband'
This is much like the boyfriend application, but only permanent.
remember, no married men, mormons or amway salesmen need apply.
Oh yeah, I promise to cook dinner I like to do laundry and sex. (not neccessarily in that order)
so dig it.

Comments

[tenaciousg.livejournal.com]

i love to eat dinner, wear laundry and also do sex. (definitely not in that order).

also, i'm non-mormon, and your mom would love me.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

okay you are in first place.

[tenaciousg.livejournal.com]

how do i rate on night #2??

i see you have many suitors...

At your service

[abdulsharif.livejournal.com]

 

Dear Gennie,

 

Here is someone (http://www.match.com/usearch/showprofile.asp?SID=AB64240B-4A5D-4F0E-856E-AC54D0352D1C&TrackingID=0&Theme=4&UserID=42424A4A48474750) I found for you through Match (http://www.match.com). He's not Mormon, he's never been married, looks like he's got his own enterprise of livestock and lots of land, a very hard-worker and says that he has lots to offer the right woman. Who knows, you just might hit it off real great!

 

If I can be of further assistance, please don't hesitate to contact me. Best of luck to you.

 

Your friend,

 

Abdul

abdulsharif@livejournal.com (mailto:abdulsharif@livejournal.com)

Re: At your service

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

you are the best! I could kiss you and buy you a fruit basket.

[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

1) I am still fertile.

2) I will wash the dishes after dinner.

3) I love sex.

4) I have a little freak in me.

5) I will give you backrubs after wild sex, and then we can watch classic movies together.

6) I am older than you - so I will kick the bucket much earlier than you, leave you a bunch of money and you will still have plenty of time to enjoy the money.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

you do the dishes...most impressive.

Re:

[ekdogg.livejournal.com]

that is the least I can do - I can't cook worth a damn

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

oh come now, it would be sooooo liza minelli. I insist that you apply. *laughs wildly*

[duhbigman.livejournal.com]

If things don't work out with V, I'll send a resume and references.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I shall make a note of that.

[freudian-slip.livejournal.com]

you had me right up to the word "marriage" ack!

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I could never marry you. *laughs* please, a man with your reputation needs to remain loose in the population.
after all you do have, "the noisy cricket"

[rfjason.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I only do seasonal contract positions.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

you can only handle nine positions.

[hachibambatar.livejournal.com]

I enjoy food and clothes and sex. I am cleanly and can cook. I couldn't marry you until next July, but then you'd get the extra fun of being engaged anyway.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

good points, but you are sorta involved with someone else, and I can't in good faith become engaged.
thank you for applying.

[abdulsharif.livejournal.com]

That guy, tenacious is so excited about the possibility of marrying you, he hasn't stopped dancing since last night!

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

baby, I am hot property! If I was him, I would be dancing too. *laughs*

hahahaha!!!

[tenaciousg.livejournal.com]

that was great.

[pyrotechnick13.livejournal.com]

ha ha ha ha, no one will ever read this, i bet.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

wrong you are!