more tirades from the angry pregnant woman from hell.

[gfrancie]

I continue to be itchy and grumpy.
But I made brownies with Senor Onion today. (He LOVES to bake brownies) I took care of some grocery shopping.
I also had a milkshake.
Senor Onion was an absolute pet for the most part today and he even napped. He was so helpful at the grocery store. He must know that Mummy isn't feeling so hot.

Still no definite plans regarding the baby-sitting thing. Still feel mildly in the mood to murder people.
I think I may schedule an appointment for some acupuncture in hopes of calming me down a bit. I am just filled with a lot of rage and well... irritation with everyone and it isn't good. I wish I would stop itching so damn much. NOTHING IS WORKING.
I think I might go and throw all of our plates. They are ugly. I have never liked them and it would make me feel better. I am sure Mr. Jenner would object but fuck him. I am in no mood to be civilized.

Comments

[rebeccmeister.livejournal.com]

DO IT DO IT DO IT. (chuck china)

I mean, hmm.

Maybe you and Senor Onion should be Dinosaurs. Charge around the house, making dinosaur noises. RAWR!

[keirf.livejournal.com]

Do you think you might have obstetric colestasis?

[solar-diablo.livejournal.com]

Hang in there. Words of little consolation from a mere male, but you'll survive, and you know better than I that the child you receive from all this pregnancy horseshit will make the downside irrelevant the second you hold hold her.

[85percent.livejournal.com]

I know I shouldn't laugh at your misery, but you are so f-ing funny! I'm glad Senor Onion understands how you are feeling. I think you need a pedicure with a nice foot massage...

[queenthesixth.livejournal.com]

I absolutely LOVE smashing things when I'm pissed off. Or kicking things. I find the noise so satisfying. Unfortunately, I get pissed off all over again when I have to clean up pieces of delph so I don't do it. Plus, my mother would kick my ass into the next life. I do remember being so peeved that I kicked a hole in the bathroom wall a few years back. I had to replaster it that evening before anyone saw it.

Still though, that shouldn't stop you from having a grand old time. Throw a couple for me!

[brainchild129.livejournal.com]

As far as bug bites go, try some poison ivy medication. Not calamine lotion, but the strong stuff like Tecnu. One or two applications and you shall not itch any more.