The adventures of Rebel Nude!
Jun. 1st, 2010 04:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Senor Onion was not pleased about an executive decision I had made. His response was to start banging his toy lap-top on the coffee table. I told him he needed to stop doing that. He refused. I told him if he didn't stop doing it -then he would lose the laptop for a day. He kept it up. So I took it downstairs to the basement where it will live for a day or so. He was greatly displeased and proceeded to shuck his shorts and underwear down the steps.
That'll show her.
It took a lot not to laugh. I refer to him as the rebel nude. When life gets him down, he will go pantless. FEAR HIM. Hard to fear someone wearing red socks and a shirt with giraffes on them.
When that didn't make me cower in awe, he threw some damn duplo at me. Now he is hanging out in his bedroom. He keeps locking his door from the outside (thus locking himself inside) and then yelling "OPEN THE DOOR". When I do open the door he wants me to lock it.
I am keeping my sense of humor about all of this. Besides there is some entertainment value in writing this down so I can horrify him later in life with the evidence. Live long Rebel Nude!
That'll show her.
It took a lot not to laugh. I refer to him as the rebel nude. When life gets him down, he will go pantless. FEAR HIM. Hard to fear someone wearing red socks and a shirt with giraffes on them.
When that didn't make me cower in awe, he threw some damn duplo at me. Now he is hanging out in his bedroom. He keeps locking his door from the outside (thus locking himself inside) and then yelling "OPEN THE DOOR". When I do open the door he wants me to lock it.
I am keeping my sense of humor about all of this. Besides there is some entertainment value in writing this down so I can horrify him later in life with the evidence. Live long Rebel Nude!
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Date: 2010-06-03 04:41 am (UTC)