Friday....partying partying YEAH
Nov. 19th, 2011 12:01 amEvery night before I go to bed I find things in my bed that the children left there. Tonight it was a pig. I suppose this is a step up from the cheese we found the other day.
There was a worry about snow this evening. Obviously it will happen in the usual places but as for Seattle it isn't going to happen because I bought salt for the sidewalk, the kids have mittens, hats and boots that fit, and I have bread and milk. To those who have things to do this weekend? You're welcome. Everyone else? Eh...that's life. At least we can all watch Jim Foreman on the news get all wound up when there are three flakes in the air. After all we have to keep him busy. That man loves a potential snow storm the way some men love pussy.
Ah sweet Friday. How great thou art. I've had some wine, some cocoa, and a hot bath. Now to hide in bed with my hilariously awesome book about WWII spies.
bliss_street seriously when you get to this book you will love it. For it has one of my favorite double agents ever. Joan Pujol Garcia had balls the size of small dogs. I suggest reading about Garcia here in this article of "7 most heroic con artists of all time". (the whole article is full of hilarity and chutzpah)
There was a worry about snow this evening. Obviously it will happen in the usual places but as for Seattle it isn't going to happen because I bought salt for the sidewalk, the kids have mittens, hats and boots that fit, and I have bread and milk. To those who have things to do this weekend? You're welcome. Everyone else? Eh...that's life. At least we can all watch Jim Foreman on the news get all wound up when there are three flakes in the air. After all we have to keep him busy. That man loves a potential snow storm the way some men love pussy.
Ah sweet Friday. How great thou art. I've had some wine, some cocoa, and a hot bath. Now to hide in bed with my hilariously awesome book about WWII spies.
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Date: 2011-11-19 02:04 pm (UTC)i made the mistake of trying to straighten out oliver's bed sheet the other day and found a sandbox instead. i suppose i really should change his linens. but it's easier just to pretend they don't exist, especially since brian is beyond his limits with paying $10/load to clean linens that have been vomited on, peed on, pooped on, or some combination thereof (by cats). that takes precedence over sand, i suppose.
this concludes my discourse on things one might find in or on their bed.
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Date: 2011-11-19 05:30 pm (UTC)My son keeps his sandbox in his hair. Sometimes he will put sand in his sister's hair. It is always a delight. Here is something interesting I once read. This soldier had been wounded at Omaha beach on D-Day and of course he was taken to a hospital in England and then eventually taken to a hospital in the States. Four months after evacuation from the battle, a nurse found sand in his hair when she was washing it. Sandboxes travel.
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Date: 2011-11-20 02:58 pm (UTC)i secretly really hate sandboxes.
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Date: 2011-11-22 03:26 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-11-19 10:31 pm (UTC)Big balls and a vulnerable dictatorship!
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Date: 2011-11-21 11:52 pm (UTC)no subject
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