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I mentioned in passing that I had made a cheese ball, and someone asked, "what is a cheese ball?" Good question. I made one yesterday as my husband's assorted family were coming over for tea and present opening for Senor Onion's birthday. I suppose a cheese ball isn't the most traditional/expected thing at a birthday tea (what with all the cakes, and biscuits, and cookies going on) but I figured there might be a few people who wanted something savory, and I have this eleven year old nephew who has developed a hollow leg. My sister in law is going to go broke in his teenaged years with the way he eats. (he is also having a growth spurt. He eats all of the food. He sleeps all of the time. He bangs into all of the things.) I thought it wouldn't hurt to have plenty of food on hand. And really I love the fact that I have this never full nephew because he is such a delight to feed. He loves to try anything, he likes learning about cooking, and he is just a generally lovely kid.
Anyhow, the cheeseball. The cheeseball is pretty darn American at times and does hark back to an age of casual domestic violence, heavy social drinking, and great dresses. You know... the fifties. It is ideal for cocktail hours and other social occasions. I think a lot of families have a recipe or two in the brain vault for this stuff. The basic idea of a cheese ball is cream cheese (the British seem to refer to it as "Philadelphia" -the brand name. Kind of like how people will say, Kleenex for all generally disposable tissues.) that is softened and mixed with some variety of shredded cheese (cheddar and bleu cheese is a good combination) along with a few seasonings. Say garlic powder, salt & pepper, a little paprika (for color!) and Worcestershire sauce. (kind of adds a nice healthy umami flavor to things if you want to sound fancy and sophisticated) There are a lot of ways to do this. You can even make a sweet version of cheeseballs. (cream cheese, nutella, nuts, and maybe bits of candied orange.) You make sure it is a nice creamy-ish mixture, pop it in the fridge awhile to firm up and then you shape it into a ball or a log (if you want to do something different) OR any other shape. If you feel the call of the domestic Goddess you can shape it like a Christmas tree, a turkey or something mildly exotic.

Once you have your desired shape you can do things like cover it in shredded/crumbled parsley, chopped nuts (a personal favorite) Different kinds of cheese, pimentos, olives. Oh the possibilities are endless. Then pop it back in the fridge until it is ready to serve. Have it on a plate surrounded by crackers, maybe with a knife if you want to appear sorta civilized, and eat up.

Mr. Jenner's family took a great liking to it. "What is this???" "It's a cheeseball?" "What is that?" "Bit of this and that. Lots of flavors. Good on crackers." "ooooh this is nice." And then there was nothing left by the end of tea.
I think they might be ready for the cheese bacon buns of glory. Something so horrifying to the eye but so delicious that you don't know what to feel. But you want more.

Date: 2012-11-29 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mockduck.livejournal.com
Goodness me, that is insanity - but good insanity.

Date: 2012-11-29 11:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
It is excellent insanity. You can get kids to help you make these cheeseballs. You could make one look like a hedgehog (http://www.spiritofvincennes.org/midwintersfeast/DSCF1503.JPG) if you had almonds or pine nuts or something. I bet one could do a totoro cheese ball.

Date: 2012-11-29 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] k425.livejournal.com
Well, that sounds lovely - I'm trying to decide if I should make a small one since there's only me and YB who eat cheese...

Date: 2012-11-29 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
You could make a small one, though keep in mind you will find yourself thinking, "I could eat twice the amount."

Date: 2012-11-29 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neptunia67.livejournal.com
It sounds like the cheeseball was a hit! What fun!

Date: 2012-11-29 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
I thought it might be, because it is cheese.

Date: 2012-11-29 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neptunia67.livejournal.com
Indeed. The only Brit I met who didn't like cheese was my ex-husband. That should have given me an indication that there was something wrong with him. Heh (JK. It takes two and I know it)

Date: 2012-11-29 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
Hahaha. Still it is funny.

Date: 2012-11-29 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] particle-person.livejournal.com
Sometimes I feel bad that I don't like cheese. This is one of those times. (Other times I feel bad: when my relatives are eating bagels that have cream cheese with various kinds of chiles mixed in. I have to remind myself that if I eat that I will NOT like the taste, despite the chiles.)

Date: 2012-11-29 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
Eh, you know what you like at this point. Is it the taste or texture or both?

Date: 2012-11-29 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] particle-person.livejournal.com
Both, but mostly the taste. I have so many troubles with dairy, both physical and taste-wise. (Ice cream, for some reason, is a thing I will eat despite the physical problems. It doesn't have the off-taste that cheeses have which really disturbs me for reasons unknown.)

Date: 2012-11-29 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cigale.livejournal.com
Maybe I should try making a cheese ball. You make it sound a lot less bad than I thought.

Anyway this made me think of senior onion.

Date: 2012-11-29 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
It isn't bad. You can always sex it up a bit with the choice of cheeses used.

I saw those. He would go bananas for them.

Date: 2012-11-30 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cigale.livejournal.com
I tought they were all made out of velveeta type cheeses.

Date: 2012-11-30 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
some might be, but most aren't.

Date: 2012-11-29 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rebeccmeister.livejournal.com
*scribbles down a bunch of cheese ball recipe notes*

My introduction to cheese balls was at church. My mom and her family never really made them, but they would show up at church potluck events, and I remember my best friend going absolutely nuts and gobbling them up. I never knew what was in those cheese balls, aside from cheese ball crack, of course.

My mom tended to make salmon balls instead - similar ingredients, but with smoked salmon as well. Man, I miss that stuff.

Date: 2012-11-29 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
OH man... smoked salmon cheese balls. That would be amazing.
You can be pretty creative with what you put in it.

Date: 2012-11-29 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sallysimpleton.livejournal.com
The first time I met gastrognome in person, we were both at an Americana potluck and she was delighted by the cheeseball I'd brought. It is my mom's recipe from her mom and involves pecans and pineapple and assorted other 1960s midwestern essentials.

Date: 2012-11-30 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
Cheeseballs bring folks together. I bet a lot of political differences would chill out over a cheeseball.

Date: 2012-11-30 04:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] upna.livejournal.com
Cackles from the pacific northwest! If they love a cheeseball, I wonder what they'd think of pimento cheese? Or spinach dip? Do they have that over there?

Date: 2012-11-30 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
I love pimento cheese. I may make that.
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