dashboard confessional

Let's see...can I organize a thought or two?

a quick list of things I have seen today:

-seen on a pole on 120th/lake city way, next to a bus stop, "for a good time call "Peaches" @ 782-2211"

-a kid with his ears stretch and in place were some large shells.

-a herd of eastern orthadox brothers completely in black with their odd little hats (and I thought catholics had strange headgear)


A friend of mine, said my journal is dull, and he doesn't get how, so many people respond. Maybe I should break down and tell him the truth. *sighs*
I pay people to respond. I hand out a lot of sexual favors to get that kind of response. Oh the shame of it all. I have permanent lock-jaw because of this. I should be honest with the world. My real name is Lola and I am a stripper from 11am to 4pm at the Deja Vu. I have three children, (Taylor, Madison, and Kaleigh...mommy says hi) and I have a peg-leg.
Okay the truth is out. *weeps*

anyways...

( dull stuff )

quick...

Miss. Julia Roberts has gotten married.
hrm...well that ought to give Entertainment Weekly something to wet their pants over for awhile.

let's have a moment for John Adams and Thomas Jefferson

Nothing like celebrating the fourth by watching "Blazing Saddles"

for a happy plethora of quotes, go here

For when a person has one of those caddyshack-like moments.