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What a beautiful morning.
So it is a touch over-cast.
But I do not have to go to work today and I am now going to have some toast and jam.

Hot birthday lovin's.

It has come to my attention that a particular person we shall call sarahparah is celebrating the anniversary of her existence.
I would like to say "Yay you are alive." and offer a pretty picture of food.

He never metaphor he didn't like.

As Spring is making a more brazen appearance as of late what with the Sunny weather the pretty flowers and the showers of petals from Cherry Blossoms it is time to break out a little D.H. Lawrence to add to the constant symbolism of budding sexuality via the flowers and all that good stuff.
I am right now reading, "The Rainbow" and I can't help but giggle when reading the first few pages because of the constant use of the words, "nakedness", "intercourse", and "breast". It isn't so much the words it is the general theme of Lawrence that has long been parodied in other novels that makes me laugh. Like in Stella Gibbons "Cold Comfort Farm" she satirizes him without any subtlety. Once Lawrence gets over the opening metaphors, the story is pretty fascinating. You are exposed to miserable repressed characters of the nineteenth century. Always a personal favorite of mine.
Maybe I will work my way through Lawrence this Spring. I need a good wholesome project.

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Today after having a glass of wine and some quiche and oh yes some leftover souffle I have decided to make some matzo ball soup. Right now I have the chicken stock simmering. I shall have some schmaltz soon enough. Mmmmm schmaltz.
I could be hip and have a kosher meal but I really want to finish up the banana cake so I am going to sport dairy for dessert.

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Today while purchasing matza meal and a book I had the misfortune of being near a woman who felt compelled to speak in a loud tone and it wasn't so much her volume that offended me. I think it was the nasal projection of her voice. It was like being poked over and over again with a sharp stick. Maybe I ought to find this woman and send her to voice lessons. Or Elocution.

the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain

with marbles in the mouth

(no subject)

I felt compelled to make dessert. Sure we have banana cake, ice cream, biscuits and brownie bites but we could always use more sweets.
I made baked apples that are wrapped up in a pastry. This is a nice dish because it isn't too sweet. There is a hard sauce that can be made to accompany it if one demands a bunch of sugar.

Ah...Tuesday.

Big ol' fun for me.

Today was really serene
I got out of bed even though I was next to a very sexy Englishman.

I feel pleased. My baked apples turned out well and Mr. Jenner liked dinner.

I'm so dorky.

Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.

I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my girlfriend in the nude (but don't tell her that I've posted them here - she'll kill me! Har har.)

I want to say thanks to Bert Parks.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said You shouldn't pick at that. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you serene

I like to touch things with sticks.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee).

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But seriously folks...

I was going through my email and came across some spam that offered to help me make my penis bigger. I know what a surprise.
I mentioned it to Mr. Jenner and he said, "well it is easy to make a penis bigger. You just stroke it...like any other food."
Most inappropriate...

Dinner was quite good and so was Armando Iannucci.