*snorts to herself*

( a stupid meme that amuses only me...move on folks )

Oh lordy...shoes!

Oh my goodness...
We have a guest again today. Mr. Jenner's friend is with us today. I like her so much. I convinced her to buy some pretty shoes, and some books. I am the pusher man when it comes to books and shoes. "You know you want it...buy."
Then we went to dim sum. Ate our weight in the sum that was dim. We walked all over Seattle this morning. Then because we thought we hadn't walked enough we took her to Snoqualmie Falls.

We walked down the steep trail. Took pictures. We then walked back up the steep trail. I suppose it was a little cruel to do that to a nice girl from the East Coast where they don't have hills like we do.
I think she enjoyed herself.

Now we are having tea and Andrew attempts to fix her laptop.
I think we may take her to dinner.
We have officially ruined her diet.

Such bad bad people.

I am having my aneurysm....now.

Memo to Courtney and David, if you want your child taken by CPS go ahead and name the poor thing Coco.
You know...um Coco Chanel's given name wasn't Coco.
It was freakin' Gabrielle.

Attention celebrities: people are given real names when they are born. Then they get nicknames. Don't confuse nicknames with real names.
So Demi...did you ever read 'To Kill a Mockingbird'? That is what I thought