Scenes from a marriage -even Bergman couldn't come up with stuff this good.

Our house can be a bit drafty so the wind will cause doors to shut on their own. Last night after Mr. Jenner and I had gone to bed I heard a door shut and I said, "I hope no one is breaking in." Mr. Jenner said, "It's just the wind." I replied, "well then if we are attacked I get to blame you." Mr. Jenner said, "hrm..mmm..okay" (he was half-asleep at this point)
Then I heard creaking noises as houses are apt to make.
I began to try and remember if all the windows and doors were shut/locked. I asked Mr. Jenner, "Did you shut that one window in the living room?"
"mrmph?... yeah.."
"Did you lock the front door?"
"um... I did when I came home."
"Oh well remember I took the garbage out. I don't remember if I locked the door. Can you lock the door since you are the noise checker?"
"I was almost asleep"
"I give birth to your children, you check noises and make sure doors are locked. And hey I will even throw in some extra sex to make it worth your while."
Mr. Jenner goes and locks the door because he is nice like that.

So no one broke in and took our things and Mr. Jenner should realize that checking the locks benefits him.

....

I am baking brownies right now. I realized I lacked chocolate in such a pleasing form. Sure I have lots of chocolate in different forms for cooking/baking but sometimes a person just needs a big pile of brownies to eat. It will be great. I can lie on the sofa with Mr. Jenner; eating brownies and watch all kinds of satisfying television. Plus the extra sex. But not while watching television.

Now to finish looking over the grocery list for the week and plan dinner for the coming week.