do I look like I want your advice????

Let's start the morning with some intense kitchen lust. Here. If you need a moment alone. That is alright. I certainly did.
I think I need that. *pets the monitor*

Alright enough fantasy. It is back to cold-heart reality.

So. Mr. Jenner and I have been invited to a party and it makes things difficult. Sure it would be fun to go for a couple of hours but it means finding a baby-sitter. Which is an absolute bother. I want to ask a potential baby-sitter (even if they are a friend I have known for a long time) "yes I will need a DNA sample, a complete background check, and do you have First-Aid certification? What are your qualifications for taking care of children????"
And the cruel fact of the matter is that my kid isn't the best sleeper in the world, has a habit of crying his little eyes out when he realizes that his Mother and Father aren't around (and yes yes yes I know kids will calm down and be fine without their parents) and I don't want to do that to some nice person. "Hey want to take care of a sobbing infant for a couple of hours???? Woohoo."
Then when I do come home, it takes forever to get him to calm down and not act like I just left him to the wolves or Britney Spears.
My sister watched Senor Onion for a couple of hours once and he flipped out and she has now stated that she isn't having children.
Senor Onion: helping to keep the population down in his own special way.
I feel like I shouldn't leave him with someone else until I can teach him to be civilized or something.
I ruined my kid; he doesn't go to sleep the way the stupid experts say he should. He cries when other people hold him and he still uses a pacifier.
But who cares. I like him.

I need to go and clean my kitchen.