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moments in the nursery
Aug. 4th, 2008 10:34 pmIf I should sit down in a chair and attempt to relax, Senor Onion will come up to me and poke my breast and say, "Boob" and then he cracks up.
Isn't he clever pointing out parts of the body. *closes eyes for a moment and then searches for a drink*
Sometimes I attempt to upgrade his language skills and tell him, "no. Say breast." He will respond, "Brebt."
Then he will poke my breast again and say, "Boob" and crack up.
It is nice to know that I can provide such wholesome entertainment by sitting in a chair.
We have this book called Burglar Bill that our friend Dahti gave us. At the moment it is a real favorite with Senor Onion -only he doesn't like us to finish the ending. He will often become quite perturbed with us if we attempt to finish past a certain page. He seems to prefer the story ends with Burglar Bill meeting Burglar Betty and the two having cocoa and biscuits. No redemption. Just good conversation and food and beverages.
And finally a moment with Mr. Jenner. Mr. Jenner as of late has taken to reciting the Eugene Field poem, Wyken, Blynken and Nod to Senor Onion -with a Cornish accent.
What we can deduce from this current situation is that Senor Onion will grow up to be some sort of morally obtuse individual with a funny accent and a habit of poking women who are minding their own business.
Isn't he clever pointing out parts of the body. *closes eyes for a moment and then searches for a drink*
Sometimes I attempt to upgrade his language skills and tell him, "no. Say breast." He will respond, "Brebt."
Then he will poke my breast again and say, "Boob" and crack up.
It is nice to know that I can provide such wholesome entertainment by sitting in a chair.
We have this book called Burglar Bill that our friend Dahti gave us. At the moment it is a real favorite with Senor Onion -only he doesn't like us to finish the ending. He will often become quite perturbed with us if we attempt to finish past a certain page. He seems to prefer the story ends with Burglar Bill meeting Burglar Betty and the two having cocoa and biscuits. No redemption. Just good conversation and food and beverages.
And finally a moment with Mr. Jenner. Mr. Jenner as of late has taken to reciting the Eugene Field poem, Wyken, Blynken and Nod to Senor Onion -with a Cornish accent.
What we can deduce from this current situation is that Senor Onion will grow up to be some sort of morally obtuse individual with a funny accent and a habit of poking women who are minding their own business.
