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As kids say on the internet, OMG Y'ALL... there is a house for sale on my block. You know you want to live on my block. You could come over for pie and gossip. (you know LJ gossip is hot gossip...)
This lovely home has had like... one or two owners since being built in 1950. An elderly lady lived there for a long time and I know it was recently up-dated. When her family tried to initially sell it -no one really wanted it. It had good bones and many nice features but it was definitely in need of a bit of work. The bathroom had a pink tub, toilet and sink. Tres retro.

( So let's have a tour? Shall we? )

All this could be yours for under 500K!!! A deal... or something.

And as always I must offer a disclaimer before I start getting comments along the lines of, "well I liked that house." I like the house too. OMG motherfuckers I am trying to be funny. I am making fun of how real estate is often written up. So lighten up. I am not making fun of your taste in houses.... and maybe I am. It isn't like I am paying your mortgage.

Anyhow wouldn't you love to come and live near me?