romantical and stuff

Realized today in the car that a few days ago was the anniversary of my first date with Mr. Jenner. Later on Mr. Jenner and I high-fived each other over this minor moment. It seems we have been together about nine years now. He is right when he said that it seems like hardly any time has gone by. It was a good first date, despite the fact that I started off dinner by having a coughing fit. Pro tip ladies: nothing keeps a man in suspense by disappearing to the bathroom to cough like you are Camille in the last throes of consumption.
I think Mr. Jenner had a good time on that date. He got to touch my breasts. (I am a cheap date)

Now? After putting the kids to bed, we had ice cream and watched Downton Abbey. He also got to touch my breasts but that is kind of part of the deal.