I was hoping for, "Your mileu or mine?"

[gfrancie]

My pickup line is:

Pardon me, have we met?

what's your pickup line? | mewing.net. hey, baby.

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[closh2.livejournal.com]

[exjb-986723.livejournal.com]

i got the exact same. i guess we're, like, respectable or something.

ugh.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

nah. because I follow up the question with, "wanna see my scar?"

[exjb-986723.livejournal.com]

a slightly more respectable alternative to "hey baby, let's make the monkey funky." that never seems to work, for some reason ...

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

no...no it doesn't.

How about, "you sweat like david dinkins?"

[exjb-986723.livejournal.com]

mmm, now David Dinkins -- that's sexy.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I like to think it is better then, "you smell like my sister"

[photosexual.livejournal.com]

And disturbingly enough, I hadn't even thought of using this before:

My pickup line is:

Can I pick your butt?

what's your pickup line? | mewing.net. hey, baby.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

it is a super sexy way to meet the ladies.