no really, I can't make up this stuff.
Aug. 9th, 2003 01:06 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gfrancieTrue story.
Today I see this customer and he looks kinda like Hitler. He sorta has the hairstyle, he definitely has the mustache and his eyes look kinda like Hitler's.
Amusing so far.
Yet, he is blonde and wearing a Hawaiian shirt and I think to myself, "Surfer Hitler".
I kinda giggle to myself.
Surfer Hitler comes up to me, asks me a question. He has an English accent.
He has just become, "English Surfer Hitler".
I slightly snort to myself.
So...English Surfer Hitler goes off to look at something and then he comes to the counter with some magazines. I take a glance and he is purchasing gay porn.
*waits a beat*
In one swift moment he becomes:
Gay English Surfer Hitler
I had to do my best not to giggle. So instead I came across as manically cheerful.
Once he left I began to laugh...a lot.
So some of the customers thought I was crazy.
That is my job.
Thank you.
Today I see this customer and he looks kinda like Hitler. He sorta has the hairstyle, he definitely has the mustache and his eyes look kinda like Hitler's.
Amusing so far.
Yet, he is blonde and wearing a Hawaiian shirt and I think to myself, "Surfer Hitler".
I kinda giggle to myself.
Surfer Hitler comes up to me, asks me a question. He has an English accent.
He has just become, "English Surfer Hitler".
I slightly snort to myself.
So...English Surfer Hitler goes off to look at something and then he comes to the counter with some magazines. I take a glance and he is purchasing gay porn.
*waits a beat*
In one swift moment he becomes:
Gay English Surfer Hitler
I had to do my best not to giggle. So instead I came across as manically cheerful.
Once he left I began to laugh...a lot.
So some of the customers thought I was crazy.
That is my job.
Thank you.
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*sigh*
Date: 2003-08-09 01:20 am (UTC)Re: *sigh*
Date: 2003-08-09 08:22 am (UTC)Re: *sigh*
Date: 2003-08-09 01:09 pm (UTC)if so, i'd be empoyed there again.
Re: *sigh*
Date: 2003-08-09 11:50 pm (UTC)Whats not to love.
Re: *sigh*
Date: 2003-08-11 04:13 am (UTC)but our mamager did in fact suck.
(although not like some *other* stores managers did... for their jobs...*ahem*) [note: the former district manager is a total rapist assface... that is all]
Re: *sigh*
Date: 2003-08-11 07:16 am (UTC)*laughs*
Re: *sigh*
Date: 2003-08-11 01:24 pm (UTC)all our gm did was read obscene amounts of trashy trashy romance.
Re: *sigh*
Date: 2003-08-11 07:23 pm (UTC)It seems the former district manager (probably the one you hated)
left his wife for my GM (who left her husband) but then he went back to the wife. yet...she is pregnant again, so it has people wondering what is going on...
sordid lives of b&n.
Re: *sigh*
Date: 2003-08-12 02:45 pm (UTC)Re: *sigh*
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Date: 2003-08-09 02:34 am (UTC)-Yours
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Date: 2003-08-09 11:34 pm (UTC)"Want some cake?"
Date: 2003-08-10 07:56 am (UTC)Re: "Want some cake?"
Date: 2003-08-10 10:16 am (UTC)Re: "Want some cake?"
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